2 USC fans and an Illinois fan were driving to the Rose Bowl today. They see what appears to be a naked woman laying on the side of the road so they pull over to check things out. They determine that the woman was dead, so they called 911. The USC fans took off their USC hats and each one put it over one of the woman's private parts. The Illinois fan followed and put his Illinios hat over the remaining private part.
As they are waiting for the police to show up one of the USC fans lifts up the Illinois hat 2 or 3 times and looks underneath. The Illinois fan says "You can't do that man, this poor woman is dead and naked."
The USC fan says "I can't help it, I've never seen an Illinois hat without a prick under it."![]()



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