After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old babe.
"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a
mid-life crisis...
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