Tiger Woods meets his long time singing idol Stevie Wonder.
Stevie says - "Hows golf Man" Tiger says - OK I make a few $$.
Stevie says - "I just took up golf" - Tig says - - "yeah right, - y'all can't see"
Stevie says - "I just get my caddie to stand about 200 yards down the fairway and hollar" - I can tell by his voice where he is and I swing in that direction".
Tig says - "cool, but how do you putt?"
S/W says - " I get my caddie to put his head down on the green - by the cup, and talk to me - I can tell which way his voice is comming from - no biggie"
T/W says - "Way too cool - we should get together for a game"
S/W says " I aint no pushover - I'm a scratch golfer"
T/W says - could be a good match - I got a Grand says I can beat you, When do you want to play?"
S/W - "yeah - any NIGHT you want to"
BBT
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