Obama solves the Gulf Oil Crisis, Sorta:

[watersurgeon]

So as you all know Obama over the Memorial Weekend could not be bothered with such tedious Presidential mundane tasks like Placing a Wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier so he packed up the family and went to Chicago for a mini-vacation.

As you know Obama has not shown a real presence at the Gulf Oil Spill and a lot of people are pretty upset about it. He just shrugs it off because he knows better and he had a secret plan to solve the oil spill and make all the people worship him again.

See on the first day of his vacation in Chicago he had secret meetings with Aqua Man and told Aqua Man that if he could swim down and plug up the oil spill Obama would have him standing right by his side when he accepted his Nobel Peace Prize for the Environment next year. Aqua Man agreed.

Tragically however on Tuesday Morning two Marine Biologists from Bayou U. while taking oil samples along the Louisiana coastline at early dawn discovered Aqua Man washed up on the beach. They described the lifeless body of Aqua Man as all covered in oil with a thick like tar substance oozing out of his gills.

The funeral is pending for Aqua Man pending the gathering of the League of Justice Members.
When asked about the tragic death of Aqua Man, Obama simply said. “Sad, Simply Sad. Why he wanted to be a hero in such a catastrophic situation is beyond me. It was a fools mission! I will however convene with Attorney General Holder and see to it that he looks into holding BP Oil and any others accountable for the tragic death of AquaMan."

Moral of the story is;

Even a Super Hero can’t help the anointed one from hiding behind his responsibilities.

[Lucy06]

It's a darn shame, a moment of silence please for our fallen comrade...

Just another item on the growing list of EF-ups, our fearless leader is compiling.

[Mats]

So as you all know Obama over the Memorial Weekend could not be bothered with such tedious Presidential mundane tasks like Placing a Wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier...

President Obama honored our fallen soldiers with a speech at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery near Chicago on Memorial Day.

By the way, were you aware that President George H.W. Bush never once attended a Memorial Day wreath laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery during his four years in office?

Or that Ronald Reagan was away from Arlington on Memorial Day four times during his eight years in office?

As you know Obama has not shown a real presence at the Gulf Oil Spill and a lot of people are pretty upset about it.

"Has not shown a real presence"?

Uh, he's been in Louisiana twice since the April 20th oil rig explosion that caused the spill.

You know, I find it ironic that the "Less Regulation", "Smaller Government", "Lower Taxes" crowd is now clamoring for the Feds to step in and fix BP's mess.

[RNUOVR3]

President Obama honored our fallen soldiers with a speech at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery near Chicago on Memorial Day.

By the way, were you aware that President George H.W. Bush never once attended a Memorial Day wreath laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery during his four years in office?

Or that Ronald Reagan was away from Arlington on Memorial Day four times during his eight years in office?


"Has not shown a real presence"?

Uh, he's been in Louisiana twice since the April 20th oil rig explosion that caused the spill.

You know, I find it ironic that the "Less Regulation", "Smaller Government", "Lower Taxes" crowd is now clamoring for the Feds to step in and fix BP's mess.

Did you know that this is in the "JOKES & RIDDLES" Section. Don't get your panties all in a bunch.

[watersurgeon]

Mats, like RNOUVR3 said, "Its a Joke" in a Joke section. If I wanted to get into a political debate I would have pasted it in Chit Chat.

Why is it that people that follow and or worship Obama and believe this guy is the answer, can't accept jokes about him. They remind me of the religious zealots that go basaltic every time someone makes a cartoon about Mohamad.

[BrianC]

President Obama honored our fallen soldiers with a speech at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery near Chicago on Memorial Day.

By the way, were you aware that President George H.W. Bush never once attended a Memorial Day wreath laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery during his four years in office?

Or that Ronald Reagan was away from Arlington on Memorial Day four times during his eight years in office?

George H.W. Bush gets a free pass. He fought in WWII so that we could continue to speak English.

When Reagan didn't go to Arlington he sent the V.P. in his place. Who was the V.P. during Reagan's Presidency? Oh wait...now I remember...it was George H.W. Bush.

BTW, George W. Bush missed one Arlington Memorial Day ceremony in 2002. He was at the Normandy American Cemetery where 9,000 American Servicemen are buried.

[Mats]

Mats, like RNOUVR3 said, "Its a Joke" in a Joke section. If I wanted to get into a political debate I would have pasted it in Chit Chat.

Your 'joke' started with the second paragraph. The first paragraph was pure politics.

[watersurgeon]

Your 'joke' started with the second paragraph. The first paragraph was pure politics.

Mats, there are things called political jokes. But, like must die hard Obama supporters which it is apparent you are one, you, like the muslims that are opposed to anyone saying anything negative or funny about Mohamad, you have to hoist your flag of opposition and make sure everyone sees it, to show your opposition to anything negative anyone says about Obama, even if its in a FRIGGING JOKE.

[big_b]

and............................Breath... OOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMM
and............................breath ...OOOOOohhhhhhmmmmm
I feel better.:bighug: