Thread: Questions not to... (WARNING not PC a bit racy)

Questions not to ask in foreign lands:

IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?"
"This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”

FRANCE
"Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”

ITALY
"Is the Pope Polish?"
"Does he have super powers like Jesus?"
"I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s!"

POLAND
"Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?"

GERMANY
"Is this bratwurst kosher?"

TURKEY
"Where’s the hash at?"
"Is it cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”

KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute?"
"Which nuculear "powerplant" do you work in?"

CHINA
"Are you SARS free"

ENGLAND
"Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?"

SWEDEN
"Do you have any normal meatballs?"
"Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"

YEMEN
"Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country."

INDIA
"What, you don’t live in a teepee?"
"Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”

CANADA
"So you’re bassically like Americans without money, right?"

SPAIN
"Your women can shave if they want to, right?"
"Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?"

SOUTH AFRICA
"I liked it better the other way."

MEXICO
"What's that smell?"

SAUDI ARABIA
"Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?"
"So you guys beat your wives here?"

RUSSIA
"Is it always this cold and economically devastated?"
"Miss, are you for sale?"

GREECE
"I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

JAPAN
"What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?"

AUSTRALIA
"How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?"

AMERICA
"Was John Wayne gay?"

Not too bad... I liked them.

You were doing OK till you got to John Wayne...

No one should joke about the Duke!!!

Hey, I didnt write it!!! But I sure thought it was funny

You were doing OK till you got to John Wayne...

No one should joke about the Duke!!!

YEA what he said

CHEF GENE